Market

Market is an anachronous episode in the Salad Fingers series which takes place between previous episodes Picnic and Present.

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Plot
Out in the Barren Wasteland, Salad Fingers has set up a market stall and is singing a sales pitch. He proclaims to be selling all sorts of "silky wares" such as 'Bentley bars', 'pickled cheeks', 'burnt peas', and 'dirty images', one of which is an image of a filthy boot (which Salad Fingers says is his mother). He warns Hubert Cumberdale to prepare for customers and throws him onto the ground, referring to it as the "meet and greet desk". A moment later, a creature named Mark Dimaline quakes out of the ground. Salad Fingers already knows this creature from previous ventures and asks Mark if he's going to buy something this time, to which Mark responds by asking for a glass of water. Salad Fingers comments on how Mark is taking advantage of his good nature again, but Hubert obliges and gives Mark his glass of 'water' (the liquid is murky). Mark snatches it up with his tongue, swallows it, and proceeds to burrow back into the ground. One of the crows swoop down and steals several green unknown pieces from a tray. Distraught, Salad Fingers shouts that there's a common thief and points to the flying crow for an officer to arrest it. He then scolds the crows as they proceed to gobble down the green pieces, which Salad Fingers reveals to be pieces of his skin from his stomach that he easily rips off and has "reserve stock" of. He pulls off a bit of his skin and puts it on the tray, then goes back to singing his sales pitch.

Trivia

 * Hubert Cumberdale appears as a finger puppet instead of his new fleshy design, which was introduced in Glass Brother.
 * The art style for this episode is reminiscent to the older Salad Fingers episodes, in particular episodes 1-5 . Also, this episode was made on Flash.