Nettles

Nettles is the third episode of the Salad Fingers series.

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Plot


Out in the Barren Wasteland, Salad Fingers is playing with nettles and has irritated blisters all over his hands. He comes across an empty baby carriage, which he calls a "nettle carrier", places the nettles inside, and leaves with it. A deformed armless man wearing an apron labeled "BBQ" with a 3-star name tag saying "Harry" appears and chases after Salad Fingers, screaming and babbling unintelligibly. He eventually finds Salad Fingers’ house.

Salad Fingers is sitting on the floor at his home shirtless while the armless man watches him from a window. Salad Fingers brushes the nettle over his nipple and appears to orgasm, which makes him lactate, commenting on it. This angers the armless man, who begins to bang his head on the door.

Salad Fingers ignores the banging and begins to daydream of "happy times", in which he and a life-sized version of Hubert Cumberdale are getting their hair-dried. Eventually, the man collapses and dies due to the repeated head bashing.

Salad Fingers comes outside and finds the man dead on the floor, bleeding and laying in a small pool of blood from his head. Ignorant that the man is dead, Salad Fingers calls him “Milford Cubicle” and drags him inside, hanging him on a meat hook on the wall and proceeds to play the flute. He offers him a "warm glass of milk".

Trivia

 * It is implied that Harry is mutated from the aftermath effects of The Great War.
 * It is shown that Salad Fingers is able to play an instrument, the flute.
 * Harry's attire is much like that of a regulation Food Basics employee.