Humanoids are creatures that, like Salad Fingers, are mutant humanoid s with colorful skin and disfigurations.
They are found skulking across the Wasteland, going about their daily lives. Some of these beings have different alliances.
Good/Neutral
- Yellow Child - Emits loud noises, but has never done anything bad to the main character. Is fine with being around him.
- Mark Dimaline - Annoys Salad Fingers by begging for various items from his booth, but has never done anything bad to him.
Bad/Hostile
- Harry - Tried to break in Salad Fingers' house after the latter took a baby carriage he found, ranting and screaming nonsensically.
- Stitch-Head - Stalks Salad Fingers, kidnaps him, and almost forces him into a marriage.
- Glass Family - Glass Mother and Glass Brother both treat Salad Fingers horribly.